This is so true, when your real friends come over half of your conversation is to their butts while they’re bent over checking out the contents of the fridge.
Creed will be looking for work next year. I have a pitch for NBC. Let him join Parks & Rec and just hang in the city hall and continue doing what he did for the last six seasons on The Office.
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.– Cameron Frye, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (via beermethatquote)